Wed, 12/05/2012
The holidays are a tricky, tricky time. So much festivity, gratitude, and love is in the air that sometimes you just feel like ripping off your own ar…
Sun, 10/21/2012
You can tell we're serious about the origin here because "October" is spelled the crazy German way. Like a toddler would spell it.
Just because…
Mon, 08/27/2012
More specifically, 6 out of 22 will ask to see it then sell to you, and 7 out of 22 won't ask at all. Bear in mind (in case it escaped your attention)…
Tue, 06/19/2012
This guy might have a gambling problem. In addition to lots of other problems. Like being an idiot, for one.
However, for once a consumer was a…
Tue, 05/22/2012
I'm going to file this under "humor," because it's pretty funny for everyone that's not involved.
Desmond Hatchett is swamped with child-suppor…
Thu, 05/17/2012
Yankee Candle has announced they're goign after the untapped "male candle-buyer" demographic with candles emitting such scents as "Riding Mower," "1st…
Tue, 05/08/2012
Tattoos are a tricky thing. You pick one because of your tastes at one stage in your life, but their permanency dictates that you will be wearing that…
Mon, 04/23/2012
It's not safe in school zones, or anywhere else behind the wheel, so it's probably dangerous to do when you're piloting a commercial aircraft, either.…
Tue, 04/03/2012
For those unfamiliar with the most popular thing in the world right now, 'The Hunger Games' is a film based on a young adult book of the same name tha…
Mon, 03/05/2012
It's not exactly going out on a limb to say that LeBron James gets an undue amount of criticism. I say "undue," because unlike other athletes, most of…
Tue, 02/21/2012
Today's Fat Tuesday, so get your punches in before it's time to repent. I'm of the opinion that everyone should go nuts in their own way, but may I su…
Thu, 02/02/2012
...because it probably means something different to this kid. Every person who reads JAGT - you have an assignment. Do this on your next application o…