birddogs paid me $20k to say their new sweatpants were great. Jokes on them, I would have done it for free. I already owned 3 pairs.
Yes they are sweatpants. But they look flattering. You can trust that.
Perhaps nobody’s made slim fit sweatpants before. Perhaps they have. If so, it’s not from a brand I’d wear.
Hey Dua Lipa, if you’re looking for an impartial review of your nudes, my fee is $20k.