Just A Guy Thing

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I’m not sure why the weird news seems to be coming out of the UK at the moment, but here’s a little cautionary tale to all you swingin’ guys out there. You think you’ve slept with some wacky chicks? You ain’t seen nothing!

A man in Britain says a woman used a knife to carve tattoos into his flesh while he slept following a one night stand. Dominique Fisher slashed the shoulders and arms of Wayne Robinson, and to top it off cut a nice star design into his back. The only problem is that our friend Wayne doesn’t remember a thing.

Classic quote: “I can’t believe I didn’t wake up at the time. But to be honest I couldn’t even remember having sex with her,” Robinson said.

Fisher was convicted in the case last week and will face sentencing next month.

[via UPI.com]