Don't have too much to say here, other than the fact that it's a pretty hilarious (and true) indictment on how the US marketing machine would treat a non-commercial-friendly sport like soccer.

See for yourself.  I'd like to say that this will be the last World Cup post that we make here, but we all know that won't be the case.  Seriously. Watch soccer for a month.  What's your alternative? Baseball?  Strasburg will be there when the most important tournament in the world is over.  The kid's like twelve.  Keep your pants on.