Never get into a dispute with the Japanese. Ok. You can get into a dispute with the Japanese, but you might want to think long and hard about the manner in which you settle it. Because, if World War II had been decided by paper-rock-scissors, and the year was 2012...

WE WOULD HAVE LOST!

That's because they have created a robot that can pick up on visual clues from the hand shape of paper-rock-scissors and "shoot" the appropriate item in a millisecond. That's really fast. And totally unfair. All they have to do now is create a machine that excels in eeny meeny minie moe, and they will win every dispute in the history of mankind.