This Hummer Is The Quintessential Hummer
Ever since the original came out shortly after Arnold Schwarzenegger picked one up, it's served as the car that fulfills the male soldier fantasy. However, as the Hummers became more mainstream, they became soccer-mom'd, serving as just another SUV for the suburban set.
Well, this schizophrenic man-child has designed a Hummer that goes back to its roots as a car for crazy military nuts who shouldn't be allowed to drive anyway. This "car" has a small arsenal (including swords) that is strapped to its roof. You know, in case the zombies become really well-organized or something. Anyway, it's happening.
To see a breakdown of the guns attached to this commuter vehicle, click here. Otherwise, just marvel that this thing exists.