I think Air New Zealand wants us to start having sex on their planes. That's my big takeaway from their "cuddle class" campaign, featuring three joined seats that function effectively as a couch. I don't know why else they would be touting it. I guess I'm fine with it, though I would hate to be the only person on their flights not having sex. What if I'm seated next to two big Scottish guys? In that instance, I would think NOT having the cuddle couch would be the big benefit. 

In case you were wondering, the two blondes in this video are the Shannon twins, Karissa and Kristina. They look a little too much like Anne Hathaway's character in 'Alice in Wonderland' for my tastes, but when you're on an international flight, you've only got so large a sample size to draw from. They'll do just fine. Apparently they don't mind flirting with you if you pick your nose. Or if you're a sheep. All good information to know. 

In the meantime, enjoy Air New Zealand's thinly-veiled campaign to get you to have sex on their planes with Playmates. Bastards.