I think we must have completely missed this hilarious image the first time it did the rounds:

Other than countless fashion crimes, William Torres has also admitted to two counts of murder. He’s also believed to be a big-time drug dealer. It seems only fitting that he gets busted wearing a pair of fluffy lion slippers. Apparently he was also wearing his jimmy-jams underneath his hoodie.
Actually, Billy boy kind of reminds us of a garden gnome. He would probably take pride of place in some lovely old ladies shrubbery. Oh, wait – he already is:

How cute.

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