photo: Mlive.com
Move aside Big Mac. Take a seat Whopper. The biggest, baddest, most awe-inspiring hamburger has arrived: The Fifth Third burger.
What makes the Fifth Third burger a mountain of monstrosity? How about: five (!) beef patties weighing five-thirds of a pound, dressed with sliced Spam, sausage gravy, fried eggs and a gigantic pickle.
Here’s the downside: the only way you can get this heart attack in a bun is by trekking out to western Michigan and lining up at the concession stand at the Fifth Third ballpark where the West Michigan Whitecaps, a Class A affiliate of the Detroit Tigers play.
Still have room after that giganto-burger? Fear not: the ballpark also sells such light delicacies as root beer ice cream, corn roasters and deep-fried pineapple dipped in waffle cone batter served with a side of caramel. I hope they also have Lipitor on the menu.
February 16th, 2009 at 5:50 am
doesn’t look yummy to me