
Police in China recently solved a series of burglaries when then discovered the robber was biting through steel window bars to break into houses. Xiong – yes, he has only one name – is the man with the super teeth and is perhaps the manliest burglar you’ll ever meet.
After investigating a spate of mysterious burglaries, police in Chongqing in the Nanjimen region in China finally figured out that the window bars of the ribbed houses had been cut with human teeth. Detectives found Xiong after interviewing a man who was sharing his hotel room with someone who cracked walnuts with his teeth.
That someone was Xiong, who confessed to the burglaries when brough in for questioning. Xiong told police he had grown up in a mountain town that had plentiful walnuts and he developed strong. sharp teether from opening them.
Xiong can chew open any steel bars up to 1 cm in thickness. Police too awhile to find him because Xiong never took tools with him when breaking in.
The city of Chongqing sounds like a pretty interesting place. In addition to robbers with super teeth, the town also has crazy doggie-style sinks.
[via Ananova]

Tue, Jun 16, 2009
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