Comments on: The Man Rules

By: Ralph

Ralph — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 00:36:33 +0000

live by the rules, die by the rules, also you forgot one

a headache that lasts 17 months is a big problem, go see a doctor

By: sal

sal — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 20:14:35 +0000

Gee whiz! I like this! It’s a funny joke! But some people are so damn serious! Why don’t you serious people go critize something more important, like our economic problems!

By: Tom

Tom — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 17:36:46 +0000

Well put.

By: Andrew

Andrew — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 15:34:20 +0000

Joke or not, you people took it there, got really upset, and started getting really offensive. And also, while it might be heteronormative or socially acceptable to call a straight guy a fag for being a pussy, you are still offending an entire group of homosexuals that want [or have] nothing to do with this useless banter.

Find another word to low-blow a straight guys self-esteem, because faggot, queer, fudge-packer, feminazi, bulldyke, cum-dump, twink, fairy, queen, pansy, etc, are words that my people [the homos] like to use on ourselves in our own useless banter. Coming from you, its like calling someone a NIGGER, so don’t do it.

If you want to get smart and ask why I was on this site in the first place, its simple. Gay men are also ‘guys’. Our biological footprints are identical.

By: are you serious

are you serious — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 12:09:21 +0000

all you guys sound like some period strucken cry baby ass bitches.

By: Sean

Sean — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 19:29:36 +0000

i think people need to just see this for what it is….a joke

By: Tom

Tom — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 20:06:06 +0000

I am socially liberal, but fiscally conservative. I have in fact fired a gun many times, but I honestly have never really enjoyed it. I did not cry when I got the news of MJ’s death, but I did get a little choked up watching the funeral and blasted his music non-stop for two weeks after. I happen to dislike Mraz, but my lady loves him. I work during the day, so Oprah is so totally off of my radar that she may as well not exist. Of all my ties, I don’t own an argyle one. I hate fuckers who pop their collar. I’m 25, so I believe Zima has been out of production since I was about 15 years old, so I never really could give it a chance… Quite a topical reference on your part, by the way.

But, the things is, I am not sure how any of these facts qualify anyone’s gender, or their sexual orientation. You haven’t proved anything to me here.

I am not gay. I am not henpecked (yet). You’re pissed because I am not threatened by anyone else’s definition of what a man should be.

And look at you, you seem to be pretty threatened by the idea that there are men out there that are taking some extra time to be more appealing to women… and the game is kind of passing you by, isn’t it?

The women who “like real men”, or your definition of a real man, are almost entirely morons. So, with that, go with god. Hopefully people like you will remove them from the pool and make the dating world a better place for the rest of us.

By: Jeff

Jeff — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 17:03:11 +0000

Seriously Tom, u metro sacks of sh!t, liberal whining ass wussies give us all a bad name. Have you EVER fired a gun? Did you cry when Michael Jackson died? Are you a Jason Mraz fan? Watch Oprah? You are obviously either gay or henpecked (same thing). Real women (aka, women who are not feminazi’s) like real men. So tie your argyle around your neck, pop your collar, order a freakin’ Zima and get back to the Oxygen network. Good day “sir”.

By: saul

saul — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 03:20:40 +0000

also, just because you like fucking guys in the ass, it doesn’t mean youre gay. i dont let my need to fuck guys get in the way of my women hating.

By: saul

saul — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 14:16:33 +0000

all negative comments on here about man rules are from faggots,women and puffers(p…y whipped) people. real men rule this world and the sooner you women and whimps accept that the better. oh i forgot women are meant to be seen, played with, not heard

By: saul

saul — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 14:07:47 +0000

rules that keep men on top and women should just accept it and follow our rules. no crying ,b…hing, no bul….t. just do as we demand

By: Dom

Dom — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 00:19:43 +0000

Tom, your a retard. Did you really think your supposed to take them seriously? if you did you obviously have no sense of humour, Stop trying to be so high and mighty and stop acting like a dick.

By: scott

scott — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 04:00:54 +0000

Columbus was lost!

By: Tom

Tom — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 22:41:44 +0000

Whoa, Rick. Dropping the ‘fag’ bomb…

Well, I’d say you gay bashing someone on the internet (calling someone a fag IS gay bashing, by the way) says quite a lot more about your sexuality than my ability to dress well and to stay in shape says about mine. How does trying to appeal to women make me a fag?

I was born in the 80s. There’s a new definition of man these days. And the good women out there are looking for something more.

You’re a caveman. Have fun fucking tram stamp’d waitresses and watching Nascar.

By: Rick

Rick — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 17:57:06 +0000

Hilarious! That is until I read the “Note” at the end and the first few comments to the post, which is when I realized this website is actually for wannabe ‘metrosexuals’ (aka fags), and not for real men. This list is so TRUE. Deal with it women, (including you, ‘Tom’).

By: Brian

Brian — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 03:32:28 +0000

This is an amusing post when taken with a grain of salt. I’d probably never actually employ any of the rules, but they’re funny.

The best part was the end: “It’s like camping.”

By: James

James — Wed, 20 May 2009 00:26:08 +0000

This thing was a joke – don’t take it seriously.

A lot of these are true, it made me laugh. The color one is my favorite.

By: Andres

Andres — Sat, 16 May 2009 15:41:31 +0000

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

Mostly true.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

Almost always true for me.

By: Richie

Richie — Fri, 15 May 2009 09:06:30 +0000

some of you guys are rather sad.. its clearly a joke which men would find funny becouse no matter what you will feel and or find yourself in a situation where you will say or do something which was just mentioned in this blog

i say yay although i have read some similer ones to this before

By: derek

derek — Thu, 07 May 2009 07:01:21 +0000

haha nice and ture. Thats us men, all ladies need to read it carefully.

it is what it is..