Now that the Pittsburgh Steelers have won the Superbowl, it’s time to hop right on the bandwagon and buy lots of crappy stuff with the Steelers logo on it. Sure, you could go for the traditional jersey or cap, but why blend in with the crowd?
If you’re going to hop on the Steelers bandwagon, why not do it in the most garish, hideous, over-the-top way? Here are five of the dumbest items of Steelers merchandise:
Steelers fireplace screen. Nothing says romance like watching a crackling fire with a huge Steelers logo to completely block out the flames.
Steelers rug. Settle down in front of your Steelers fireplace screen on your Steelers rug, complete with yard markers. This baby comes as large as 13 feet long. Here’s a tip: spring it on the wife as a special gift. She’ll love it!
Steelers wine glasses. When you think Pittsburgh Steelers, you naturally think of a nice, crisp Chardonnay, right?
Steelers eye black strips. Scare your friends and torture your family with these ridiculous stickers. Nothing says dumbass like a Steelers logo on your cheek.
Steelers sofa. For just $799, you can pop a Steelers sofa right down on your Steelers rug, in front of your Steelers fireplace. Enjoy.
March 16th, 2009 at 7:09 am
Has there been an update about this?