two of the best cures i’ve used are:
-a wake-n-bake followed by a hot pocket
-8-10 hours of sleep and advil liqi-gels

1. Have about half a litre to a litre of a really strong cordial drink.
2. Eat 3-4 Vegemite sandwiches, with a load of Vegemite on them. No holding back.

If I do this, when I wake up the next morning, I don’t have a hangover. The problem is trying to remember doing it when you get home drunk.

The cordial contains the sugar to put your sugar levels back to a good level, and of course, the water rehydrates you. The vegemite puts the salt back into your body, whilst filling your alcohol ravaged stomach with food.

My cure for a hangover is basically to continually eat and drink (preferably sugary drinks and McDonalds as you can REALLY eat a lot of that). It’s important that you don’t use paracetamol/acetominophen when you are drunk or hungover as it can poison your liver – kind of hard to explain but basically your liver will be too busy processing the alcohol to deal with the drug properly and this means the drug gets converted into a poison instead, which kills liver cells. And that’s the last thing you need when you’ve had a skin full, really, isn’t it.

So stick to the Ibuprofen… OK, it can be harsh on your stomach but if you take it with food then that won’t be a problem!

The weed will settle your stomach, the water will rehydrate you, and the advil will take the headache and body pains away. When you wake up you’ll be able to down some grease to replenish your system because your nausea will be gone.

I’ve also heard that a banana fruit smoothie works wonders. Soemthing about Potassium and Kerotine.

- swim in the lake before heading off to bed. I don’t know if shower will have same effect, for me it usually isn’t.

- take hot tea with lemon & eat some protein, half cooked eggs are awesome. Amino
acids in egg yolks are praise from gods for brain function.

If you can manage large cup of hot tea(english breakfast) with lemon before bed time, you stack odds largely into your own favor.

On other hand drink and have some snacks, while drinking, drink hard liquor, and take stuff, like smoked meats and pickles. That will retain water and keep brean well lubricated.

Step Two: Water before sleep. If this causes you to hurl, go for it. The less fermenting poison for your body, to try and process, the better.

Step Three: Water in the morning, THEN milk.

Step Four: This is the important one…..REAL Strawberry Short Cake. NO Frozen Strawberries! NO Canned Whipped Cream! NO Spongy, Empty Caloried, Sugar ridden, Short Cake! Fresh cut strawberries, hand whipped cream and real, homemade, short cake. The strawberries feed your system vitamin c, the cream settles the stomach, and the short cake gives your body something solid to work on. (This is ALSO a great cure for the 5am ‘I’m almost myself again’ acid gloops. *teeheehee*)

Not only does it work beautifully, it’s also a very tasty way to start your ‘Morning After’.