Sure, Twitter helps overthrow governments and breaks news faster than any station ever could, but for most people, Twitter just serves as a way to kill time while they're in line for the DMV and let's non-'Two and a Half Men' fans know that Ashton Kutcher still exists. 

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Well, a website called Shitter (good one), is calling a spade a spade and will go ahead and print your Twitter feed on a roll of toilet paper so that people can quite literally wipe their ass with your Twitter feed. Of course, it will set you back some cash. A customized roll of paper will set you back $35 bucks, as opposed to the dollar or so that you're used to paying for the privilege. 

It's a dumb novelty, sure, but it manages to speak to the millions of people who really just don't get why so many people need to offer up short updates of their boring lives. 

Enjoy!

(via The Huffington Post)