With exploding heads, chainsaw-wielding lunatics, karate-chopping, rocket launchers and high-speed blow jobs - we present 27 of the greatest movie kill scenes ever to hit the silver screen. So sit back, relax, grab a bottle of cold beer and enjoy our video homage to slaughter and mayhem. Lovely.

#27 - Planet Terror: McGowan’s machine gun leg

Is there anything more satisfying than a sexy woman with a machine gun for a leg? In this scene Cherry (Rose McGowan) realistically floats through the air and then single-handedly (or should that be single legedly?) kills a bunch of guys with a rocket launcher and machine gun for a leg. Cue explosions and sexy back arches from our heroine. Fabulous.

#26 - Smokin’ Aces: Whoops, I’ve sat on a chainsaw

The inbred-looking trailer trash Tremor Brothers shoot up a hotel and slice people up with machete knives until a guard shoots one of them dead. The remaining hillbilly grabs a giant chainsaw and furiously tries to chop said guard to pieces. Maybe it’s the lack of co-ordination that comes with being inbred, but he hits a chandelier instead, giving the guard time to shoot up in the arms and legs, causing him to fall back and sit on the aforementioned chainsaw. It’s another possibility for Beyoncé to consider next time she considers losing some weight for a movie - although it seems a bit more extreme than the Lemonade Diet.

#25 - The Big Boss: Bruce Lee karate chops through his stomach

In the final fight scene, the bad guy flings a knife at Bruce Lee. Brucey kicks it straight back into his opponents stomach, then karate chops both hands right inside the guys gut. He then leaps atop the fallen foe and delivers a flurry of 8 punches to the head. Although, oddly, there are 9 punch noises in the scene which suggests the FX guy got a little carried away!

#24 - Con Air: “Why couldn’t you put the bunny back in the box?”

When Billy Bedlam finds a parole letter in Poe’s (Nic Cage) personal belongings, he discovers the former US Ranger is a free man. Poe politely asks Bedlam to put the bunny back in the box, but Bedlam kindly refuses. A bit of a scrap ensues and ends with Bedlam skewered by an exposed steam pipe, leaving Poe to utter his cinematic gold line “Why couldn’t you put the bunny back in the box.” What’s also amazing is that not one of the serial killers on the plane even so much as heard a struggle below them.

#23 - Deep Blue Sea: Samuel L. Jackson is shark bait

In the midst of a motivational and inspiring speech about how they can beat the sharks and survive, up pops old sharky in ironic fashion to grab hold of Mr Jackson and drag him down into a watery, and bloody, grave. Classic.

#22 - Hot Fuzz: The falling church steeple

Journalist Tim Messenger is waiting to spill the beans on the huge conspiracy surrounding the seemingly pleasant crime-free village of Sandford, when he meets his unfortunate demise. His death? A giant stone block is pushed off the church steeple right onto his noggin. Ouch.

#21 - Commando: The tool shed scalping

Arnie is surrounded by an army in a tool shed. So what does he do? Takes them on with garden tools. The best kill is when he flings a circular saw blade that scalps a guy as if he were a boiled egg. To see what happens after this scene, check it out here. As one of the comments says, “If this was an XBox 360 game, Matrix would have got an achievement somewhere during this.”

#20 - Crank: High-speed oral sex

Thanks to a poison in his system, Chev Chelios (Jason Statham) has to keep his adrenaline pumping to prevent his heart from stopping. His city-wide rampage drags his girlfriend into it. So how to keep his adrenaline up? Oh, I know. Let your woman suck you off while blasting away at baddies in a high-speed pursuit.

#19 - Doom: First Person Shooter scene

After being injected with Chromosome 24, instead of becoming one of the monsters, Reaper is endowed with superhuman strength and speed, as well as near instantaneous healing ability. He then proceeds to go postal on everything and anything in this awesome FPS sequence.

#18 - Total Recall: “Hey Benny….Screw yooooooooooooou!”

As digger driver Benny tries to turn Quaid (Arnie) and his lady friend into a smoothie, Arnie picks up a massive drill, bores through the fuel line and then drills straight through the digger and skewers Benny like a shish kebab, yelling the immortal line, “screw yoooooooooooooou!” as he does it.

#17 - Goldfinger: Shocking bath scene

In arguably the best Bond movie ever made, Goldfinger, Sean Connery throws a bloke in the bath during a fight scene. The guy reaches for a gun and, with quick thinking, Bond hits an electric heater in too, frazzling the guy. All this before the opening credits! The clip is long, with the best bits between 4 and 5 minutes.

#16 - Scarface: Tony’s still standing

Tony Montana destroys anything in his way, while getting hit with a few bullets himself. The entire scene is quoteworthy: “Who you think you’re fu*kin’ with, man?”. After getting pumped full of lead he stands screaming: “I’m still standing!” Unfortunately for Tony, an assassin blasts him from behind with a shot gun, sending him plummeting into his pool. A giant splash of watery blood, and he’s not standing anymore.

#15 - Shoot ‘Em Up: Multi-tasking shooter

The opening scene sees our hero, known only as Smith, not only save a pregnant woman (who later dies anyway), but also deliver and protect the baby, all while killing anything that moves with a sub-machine gun.

#14 - Fist Of Fury: Bruce Lee destroys a dojo full of baddies

As if kicking the crap out of an entire dojo isn’t man enough, Bruce then grabs a set of nunchucks and cracks domes like he’s making an omelette. Legendary.

#13 - Escape From L.A: Bangkok rules shoot out

One-eyed anti-hero Snake Plisskin (Kurt Russell) plays bangkok rules in a shoot out with four baddies. No one is to draw until the can is thrown in the air and hits the ground. Of course, Snake takes them all out before the can hits the ground and when it does, he proclaims in his raspy tone: “Draw.”

#12 - Glimmer Man: “Is that the best you got?”

Steven Seagal runs around slitting mobster throats with a blade hidden inside a credit card throughout this flick. The best kill however is this scene where he chucks the guy out of a window onto a spiked steel fence. “You don’t look like you’re gonna be wakin’ up happy now.”

#11 - Out For Justice: Bad guy must have a screw loose

Seagal once again delivers his own form of justice against a baddie. This time he’s kicking the living crap out of the guy before he batters him with a frying pan, a pepper mill and then slams a corkscrew right into his bonce.

#10 - Equilibrium: Saving the puppy

Cleric John Preston stops taking his medication to prevent emotion and feeling, which leads to him trying to protect a puppy from a SWAT team. When he’s discovered he destroys the first two SWAT guys with shotgun blasts to the face and then annihilates everyone else with some sweet gun katas.

#9 - Sin City: Jackie Boy gets a headache

Miho slices up Jackie Boys entire gang after chopping off his hand with a ninja star. Then, after blocking the barrel in his gun, he goes to shoot Dwight but instead gets a backfire straight into his skull. Miho then finishes him off with a slash across his throat. Nice.

#8 - Missing In Action 2: Chuck vs. The Rat

When Colonel Yin tortures Braddock (Norris) by hanging him upside down and shoving a sack over his head complete with a ravenous rat inside, blood flows. But who copped it? Watch the video to find out. Here’s a hint.

#7 - Raiders Of The Lost Ark: Sword vs. Gun

If you had a gun and some Arab chap was swinging a sword round in a ceremonial black dress ensemble what would you do? You’d shoot him, of course!

#6 - The Terminator: He copped it!

The scene that brought the world the legendary phrase, “I’ll be back” as a cop is flattened against the police station wall like an annoying fly.

#5 - Commando: Arnie lets off some steam

In a total display of manliness, Arnie rips a pipe off the wall and harpoons Bennett to a hot water tank, resulting in a comedy jet of steam gushing through the cadaver. As always with Arnie, there is a corny one liner, “Let off some steam, Bennett.”

#4 - Goldfinger: Electrified Oddjob

After getting battered by the seemingly unbeatable hat-throwing baddie that is Oddjob, Bond flings Oddjob’s hat into iron railings. As Jobby goes to retrieve it, 007 grabs a conveniently located live electric cable and uses it to fry the chubby cheeked one to a crisp.

#3 - True Romance: My grandmother did what??

After Clifford (Dennis Hopper) tells Don Vincenzo (Christopher Walken) a supposed home-truth, the imminent death is merely a formality just waiting to happen.

#2 - True Lies: You’re fired!

When a terrorist is on the wing of a Harrier jet Arnie is piloting and he slides down to a straddled position atop a Tomahawk missile; Arnie does what any man in that position would do. He delivers the smirking line, “You’re fired” then fires the missile through a building and into the baddies helicopter, toasting all and sundry.

#1 - Rambo IV: Turret time!

At the 2-and-a-half minute mark, Rambo decapitates a guard with a machete, then turns the gun turret onto the unfortunate truck driver from point blank range, turning him into 180lbs of slush. It’s a pretty intense 3 seconds.

Get yourself on YouTube now to find your favorite movie kill scene and post it in the comments for all to enjoy.

This week SoCal disco rockers White Gold have spilled out their hilarious new single and video One Gallon Axe - from their majestic, dairy-obsessed 7th album, “The Best I Can Give is 2%.” With more theatrics than High School Musical and more hair product than prom night, White Gold riffs and shreds his teeth-whitening, calcium-rich axe in this off the wall tribute to milk’s creamy goodness. You can find the album on iTunes, but check your local cafeterias and supermarket aisles for tour dates.

“I’m pretty sure there’s more to life than being really, really ridiculously good looking.”

Zoolander was right, there’s also ROCK & ROLL! Check out this hilarious new video, One Gallon Axe, that combines the hilarious glam rock of White Gold and teeth-whitening, body-toning goodness of milk. With more shiny spandex than an American Apparel store and more long,sexy locks than the Foo Fighters, this crazy tribute to milk does a body good. And the fact that milk keeps your teeth pearly white and your hair silky smooth is just a bonus - what more could you ask for?

Check out the video over at YouTube.

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We’ve received a great deal of criticism for our 100 Great Movies Every Guy MUST See article due to the generic action flicks and repetitive Hollywood story lines. In the interests of promoting lesser known movies, we’ve rented, downloaded or borrowed hundreds of guy movies you may not have heard of before. We’ve watched them, reviewed them and now we’ll list our top ten. Here they are:

#10 - The Right Stuff

Not many movies are better than the book the story is taken from, but the Right Stuff is one movie that achieves this feat. The Right Stuff is the first act of a much bigger story in which the main goal was to reach the moon before the Russians. The Space Race. This story is downplayed and instead explores the seven original astronauts plus Chuck Yeager, the guy who wasn’t chosen for the mission. What makes it great is that even though these guys knew the dangers of space travel, the risk of death or being unable to re-enter the earths atmosphere, they took those risks because they were made of the right stuff.

“Is that a man?”
-“You’re damn right it is!”

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#9 - Croupier

A story about an aspiring writer who gets a job as a croupier in a casino. When he gets involved with a patron of said casino (cue Alex Kingston in her birthday suit), she encourages him to join her gang to be the inside man (see what we did there?) for their planned heist of the casino. All the while, Jack uses his experiences for the plot of his book, “I, Croupier”. The movie is multi-layered, combining love, sex, deceit and betrayal along with robbery and murder and is definitely a sleeper. We’d never even heard of it until we saw it. Clive Owen, as usual, portrays the character fantastically.

“The world breaks everyone, and afterwards many are strong at the broken places. But those that will not break, it kills - it kills the very good, and the very gentle, and the very brave, impartially. If you are none of these, you can be sure it will kill you, too, but there will be no special hurry.” -Ernest Hemingway

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#8 - District/Banlieue 13

Can you imagine what a ghetto would look like in Paris in 2010? That’s the setting for this movie. An undercover cop and a former bad guy try to infiltrate a gang to defuse a neutron bomb. What ensues is a high-octane fusion of freerunning and government conspiracy. If you’re looking for an adrenaline fuelled movie with some great stunts, you could do much worse than District 13.

“You really think the government would allow District 13 to be destroyed?”
-”Six million died for not having blonde hair and blue eyes.”

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#7 - The Nest

If your movie of choice is a tightly-woven action thriller, you should pick up a copy of this stylish French movie which may go by its other name, Nid de guêpes. The film is a combination of Die Hard and Assault on Precinct 13 which, surprisingly, packs an emotional punch and may draw a sob or two from the more sensitive viewer. It’s an intelligent film with a steady pace that may not sit well with the traditional Hollywood standards but we found it absolutely thrilling and enjoyed every second of the crisp, sparkling visuals, particularly during the numerous blood-soaked shootouts. Oh and it stars this lovely lady too.

“This is where it gets complicated.”

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#6 - The Sting

Robert Redford and Paul Newman star in this crime-comedy caper as Johnny Hooker and Henry Gondorff. After a big job turns bad, Johnny turns to Henry (possibly one of the greatest con-artists of all time) to set up a revenge sting against the vindictive head of the big-time gangsters Johnny had inadvertently ripped off in his initial job. The mannerisms and methods of speech portrayed by the characters will whisk you back to the middle of the Depression, yet the characters portray charisma in bounds and enough human spirit to come together in battle against devilish gangster Doyle Lonnegan. This is cinematic enjoyment at its purest.

“Luther said I could learn some things from you. I already know how to drink.”

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#5 - Human Traffic

If you’re English, chances are you’ve seen this movie. If you’re not then you probably think it’s about trafficking humans. Actually, it’s about pubs, clubs, drugs and love. Some people will say that the movie glorifies drug use, but you need to accept this film for what it is. A group of friends who live for the weekend. When Friday night arrives they spend the entire weekend drinking, clubbing and socialising. Just watching this movie makes me want to go out and live it up till the wee hours of the morning. Does it make me want to take drugs? No it doesn’t. Don’t take it too seriously and you might actually enjoy this film.

“The weekend has landed. All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties. I’ve got 48 hours off from the world, man. I’m gonna blow steam out my head like a screaming kettle, I’m gonna talk cod shit to strangers all night, I’m gonna lose the plot on the dancefloor. The free radicals inside me are freakin’, man! Tonight I’m Jip Travolta, I’m Peter Popper, I’m going to never-never land with my chosen family, man. We’re gonna get more spaced out than Neil Armstrong ever did, anything could happen tonight, you know? This could be the best night of my life.”

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#4 - 101 Reykjavík

If you’ve ever wondered what it would be like if you were a 30 year-old guy living in Iceland, then wonder no more. Following the life of unemployed Hlynur, this isn’t your typical guy movie. It’s almost a coming-of-age drama comedy with some really brilliant dialog. Hlynur still lives with his mother and spends his days drinking, smoking and watching porn on the net - there’s at least one thing in that list we can all relate to. He won’t get a job and he isn’t exactly successful with the ladies. There is plenty of nudity for you too, although on more than one occasion, the nudity won’t be to your liking (if you’re a guy). Fantastic film that won a great deal of awards.

“Why don’t they show any porn in the morning? It’s easy to get the rest up once your dicks up and about.”

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#3 - Seven Samurai

How we missed off Kurosawa’s triumphant epic from the last list, we’ll never know. We have shamed ourselves. Anyway, this movie is a masterpiece and it follows the story of seven masterless samurai hired by a village of farmers to combat bandits who will return after the harvest to steal the crops. One of the greatest and most influential films of all time, Seven Samurai is one of a select handful of Japanese films that became widely known in the west. Of course, then Hollywood saw the potential and the story was adapted for the western film The Magnificent Seven starring Steve McQueen. Many of the scenes in The Magnificent Seven mirror those of Seven Samurai, albeit in a different setting and the last line of dialog in the movies are almost exactly the same.

“The old man was right. Only the farmers won. We lost. We always lose.”

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#2 - The Rules Of The Game

After reading the plot for this movie, we really didn’t expect to like it but much to our surprise, this movie was fantastic. Set in France at the onset of World War II, The Rules Of The Game is actually a provocative study of class distinction and human folly. This movie is quite complex and with such great dialog, you’d probably need to watch it a few times to catch everything. The movie is like a murder mystery at a big French chateau. Was it one of the rich guests with the knife in the kitchen? Was it a servant with the lead pipe in the bedroom? Watch the movie to find out.

“I have no choice but to dismiss you. It breaks my heart, but I can’t expose my guests to your firearms. It may be wrong of them, but they value their lives.”

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#1 - The Limey

This is not your typical revenge type movie. It’s a slow burner, focusing much more on the character Wilson, played by Terence Stamp. Wilson is an English criminal who, fresh out prison, heads to LA to avenge the death of his daughter. A simple but effective story line I’m sure you’ll agree. The look Stamp has on his face in this movie is enough to strike fear into the heart of anyone and his vocabulary is wonderfully English.

“Can’t be too careful nowadays, y’know? Lot of “tea leaves” about, know what I mean?”
-”Excuse me?”
“Tea leaves… thieves.”

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If you’ve scoured the planet for obscure guy movies, or you’re just a major movie buff, feel free to drop a few movie titles in the comments to enlighten us all. Here at Just A Guy Thing we’re particularly interested in foreign movies at the moment so please, share with us.