Let's Not Design Our Clothes Around Our Cell Phones, Okay?
Recently, while staring absentmindedly at a SkyMall magazine on an airplane, I came across a special line of clothing that had distinct pockets and sections for iPods, iPhones, wi-fi hotspots, and possibly an iPad. I'm sure it's pretty damn practical for the man or woman that has to lug all these things around, but as a rule, if you have to wear special clothes to accomodate all your devices, you might need less devices.
Further, if you need special clothing to utilize your devices, you might want to consider getting less dependent on your devices. Take for instance, these handsome trousers that feature a clear plastic window so that you may text on your thigh while sitting, or very awkwardly while walking down the street.
It also doesn't help that the jeans are among the ugliest I ahve ever seen in my life, even without the little flappy thing. They look painfully tight, and have some pretty loud stitching going on. Maybe a plumber could rock them, but that's about it.
In case you're still not turned off, the jeans are $160 and feature a special polymer as the window plastic, which, as the picture lets you know, allows you to use the iPhone through the window.
If you're STILL on board, here's more info, but bear in mind that I'mma make fun of you.