Really Annoying Lobby Group (PETA) Gets Really Annoying Spokesman (Chris 'Birdman' Andersen)
I like animals. I don't want animals to be hurt unnecesarily. I agree with PETA there, but I don't agree with a lot of their tactics and missions. In order to avoid a diatribe, let's jsut say that hiring Chris 'Birdman' Andersen of the Denver Nuggets to schill anything, be it ideologies, engagement rings, or Mountain Dew, is probably a bad idea.
The man looks like Biff Tannen in a parallel universe and clearly suffers from a lack of attention.
Expect the choices of spokespeople to get worse in light of PETA's new "Ink Not Mink" campaign. All sorts of tatted-up assholes will surely be making the rounds. Oh wait. I have some more. Hope you like...Steve-O?
I appreciate the consideration, fellas, but all these guys make me want to club a baby seal. Step backwards, PETA.