How Would I Spend A Day With Tim Tebow?
Over the weekend, Tim Tebow threw a charity golf tournament and auction, and one Florida couple spent $100,000 to spend a day with Tebow.
Before you go thinking that it's a little strange that anyone with $100,000 would want to spend that money enjoying an awkward day with the QB sensation, know that they plan on bringing him down to their house in the Florida Keys, where he will hang out with underprivileged kids. Hard to make fun of that, but it's not exactly the most exciting thing to do with the famously religious football star.
Here are a few more interesting way to spend the day with Tim Tebow:
Go to a movie theater, see four movies, and every time Tebow tries to speak to you during a movie, "Shhh!" him.
Make him hang out with you and talk to you while you spend all day at a dive bar getting drunk.
See if his passing accuracy is still shoddy when he's throwing rocks at cars.
Similarly, spend all day with him teaching him how to throw a proper spiral.
Enjoy a "diva day" with him, getting pedicures, massages, and facials.
Tell him you want to run home for a quick catnap before you get the day started, then spend all day sleeping while he sits around bored.
Take him out for Indian food. I'm guessing that Tim Tebow has never eaten Indian food.