This is how it begins. The rise of the machines. First, the masses pick technology over reproduction, then, when people least expect it, the machines exploit our lack of population to run the planet and make us their slaves. 

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Okay, maybe not, but how lame is it that, in a survey of 1,000 users of the website Gazelle, 15% responded that they'd sooner give up doing the nasty than their phone? Less surprisingly, 85% claimed to have used their iPhone in the bathroom, and 4% reported not having to make an unpleasant decision and had used their iPhone during sex, which means they're pretty much like the other 15%, because people who use phones during sex probably don't have sex for too much longer.