Are you just too damn lazy to keep walking back to the keg to refill your glass of beer? Wouldn’t it be great to be able to drain half the keg and take it with you? If you answered yes to these two questions, you’re probably a douchebag and the Portable Tap Dispenser was made just for you.
The Portable Tap Dispenser is essentially a backpack with a big tube to hold liquid, connected to a tap. There?s a pocket for holding cups if you still want to drink 12 ounces at a time. Strap this sucker to your back, sidle on over to the keg and pour yourself a tall one. A really tall one.
Once you’ve got your tube filled up, sit back and enjoy beer after beer without the hassle of actually having to move your fat ass over to the keg again. Just ignore the dirty looks you’re getting from everyone else at the party.
The Portable Tap Dispenser is available for $34.88 from Fun Ideas.
[via Crunchgear]
August 13th, 2009 at 5:59 am
I see frat boys wearing this thing at keggers the world over.