New Keyhole Designed for Drunks.

Thu, May 13, 2010

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drunk keyhole

In a wonderful little episode of niche marketing, a new keyhole has been introduced that aids the user in inserting the key into the slot.  The days of stabbing your door to death in a drunken rage are over!

Consequently, in addition to administering this quiz, rehab clinics may also simply ask you this one question to determine if you suffer from alcoholism:

Have you changed any of your home fixtures so that you may more easily operate them while shitfaced?  If the answer is “yes”, go directly to rehab.





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2 Responses to “New Keyhole Designed for Drunks.”

  1. Steve Says:

    I think it would be a practical solution for areas where it’s really dark and not well lit. Sure, you might say, “Well bring a flashlight” but sometimes you don’t have one on you all the time.

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