In a wonderful little episode of niche marketing, a new keyhole has been introduced that aids the user in inserting the key into the slot.  The days of stabbing your door to death in a drunken rage are over!

Consequently, in addition to administering this quiz, rehab clinics may also simply ask you this one question to determine if you suffer from alcoholism:

Have you changed any of your home fixtures so that you may more easily operate them while shitfaced?  If the answer is "yes", go directly to rehab.