This is the first time in the history of printing that a little infographic like the ones in USA Today actually helped anyone.

Theirtoys.com, which is possibly a sex blog, has come up with this poster-sized number that contains 35 (mostly) useful tips that you can apply to your day-to-day life.  Everything from how to make a playlist that let's you know when it's time to get out of the house to how to get a beer ice-cold in three minutes appears here.

And if you have no interest in practical solutions or living more efficiently, they got you covered there, too.

Want to:

• Steal free hotel porn?
• Fuck over the customer behind you by rebooting the credit card swiper?
• Fuck over other elevator riders by going straight to your floor, regardless of what is pressed?
• Steal your next phone charger?

You can do all those things and more with the  help of one handy guide (which doesn't explicitly say it, but appears to be made mostly for guys).

Here is a link to a full size version of the guide. (We'd show it here, but it doesn't work well with our layout.)  So go forth and live your life slightly better!