"I'm not drunk...I'm...I'm gardening."

That phrase may get you out of a public intoxication or public urination citation in the not-too distant future, courtesy of When Nature Calls, a plant-watering system that involves you pissing onto a bush. Sort of. 

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Truth be told, this thing's a little disappointing in practice. Obviously, being a man, I love the idea of peeing on most anything I can. but this contraption takes all the fun out of peeing outside. Rather, you essentially just whiz into a urinal that then distrbutes and filters the liquid before it reaches the plants. Honestly, though...how much do you have to pee in this thing to sustain the plants? Cause I don't think I could really support a garden. Maybe after beer pong or something, but I can't keep that behavior up. 

This device is in the conceptual stages, so until this thing gets more fully-developed, just pee everywhere you can, as often as you can. Just not in a toilet. That's lame. (Gizmodo)