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This Darth Maul Stock Display Is Neat And Lame All At Once

 

I can’t tell if this display indicates the employee who built it should be fired or promoted. I mean, it shows great task-orientation and attention to detail, but at the same time, if a stockboy is able to find time to make this during his workday, then perhaps you might want to consider scaling back his hours? There’s probably a one-inch layer of soda covering the floor because he neglected his mopping. All this to celebrate a minor tweak to a Star Wars movie that no one liked when it came out twelve years ago. 

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A couple stray observations…

Darth Maul? Really? Is anyone nostalgic for Darth Maul, pod racers, Anakin, or JarJar? I know they’re re-releasing Episode One in 3D, but you can’t polish a turd. Not even one that stars Samuel L. Jackson.

It seems that uber-crappy and lame Brisk Iced Tea is the official sponsor of this thing. Gilby’s is the official vodka of Episode One, in case you were wondering. 

 
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