Calvin Hoover of Oregon is not the sharpest knife in the drawer. Calvin, you see, called the police early last Tuesday to complain that someone had broken into his truck and stolen his marijuana while he was inside a bar drinking.
When the police didn’t arrive – can’t imagine why – Calvin called them again. Only problem was that the dispatcher couldn’t understand what he was saying because Hooper was driving and had to pull over several time to throw up.
Since medical marijuana is legal in Oregon, so far Hoover has only been charged with driving under the influence. Of booze, that is.
photo credit: ElPablo!
November 9th, 2009 at 6:59 pm
Calvin Hoover– and yes not quite the brightest.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
Thanks for spotting that. Name has been changed.
November 10th, 2009 at 5:54 am
and people say that marijuana doesn’t hurt anyone