Just A Guy Thing

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In an attempt to part the bald truth of healthy hair from follicle fiction, we’ve investigated the myths surrounding the dreaded male pattern baldness to expose the truth behind the urban legends.

So, is it a case of hair today, gone tomorrow for these 11 hair-loss myths? Let’s find out.

Myth 1 – Smoking stunts your hair growth

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True or False?

True.

There is no question that smoking is bad for you, so it comes as no surprise that smoking does indeed destroy hair follicles, interferes with blood and hormone circulation in the scalp and increases production of hair-shrinking oestrogen. On top of that, smokers are four times more likely to have grey hair than non-smokers.

Myth #2 – Standing on your head makes your hair grow

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True or False?

False.

Alternative health practitioners advised headstands to increase bloodflow and combat baldness back in the 80’s but there is actually no proof whatsoever that a rush of blood to the head will restore your glorious locks. Unless, of course, you’ve dropped your toupee on the floor.

Myth #3 – There is no cure for baldness

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True or False?

False.

“Take lime seeds and black pepper, grind them together into a fine paste and….” The same internet marketing scammers that claim to have the cure for a hangover are touting potions, pills and scalp-weaves to bald men the world over. There is hope, however, as around 80% of men using the new drug finasteride retained more hair than those taking placebos, and two thirds of the men in the trial actually re-grew hair.

Myth #4 – Baldness is a sign of intelligence

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True or False?

True.

Apparently, the higher your levels of brain growth protein, the more susceptible your hair is from removing itself from your head. The research in Berlin is the first evidence that suggests growth factors for the development of brain cells are also important for the growth of hair follicles.

Myth #5 – Pull out a grey hair and two come back

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True or False?

True. Kind of.

Pulling a hair out can rupture the follicle. The replacement hair that grows back takes longer to regenerate, by which time another grey hair is beginning to grow next to it. It’s not the end of the world though, Gandalf. Chicks dig the distinguished gentleman look anyway.

Myth #6 – Cutting makes your hair grow back thicker

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True or False?

False.

All hair above skin level is actually dead and cutting it has absolutely no affect on the volume of regrowth. Pre-pubescent boys have struggled with this concept for years when trying to get a handlebar ‘tache going and, although short bristly hair may create the impression that it grows back thicker, the reality is that there is no more hair growing back than you had in the first place.

Myth #7 – Eating bread crusts puts hairs on your chest

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True or False?

True.

Once again, German scientists (do they have a baldness problem over there?) found that bread crusts have eight times more antioxidants than the rest of the loaf. Research shows that antioxidant intake is crucial to improving scalp circulation and creating melanin – the hormone that makes your hair thicker and richer.

Myth #8 – Baldness comes from your mothers side

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True or False?

False.

That old adage, “If it’s not one thing, it’s your mother” doesn’t ring true in this instance. Genetics do play a major part in male pattern baldness, but the gene can come from either parent. So next time you look at your father and see Britney Spears in bald-breakdown mode, don’t forget to look at your mother; she might be looking like Demi Moore in G:I Jane.

Myth #9 – Baldness is a sign of other health problems

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True or False?

True.

A Harvard study found that men with frontal baldness had a 9% increased risk of heart disease. Worse still, those with a shiny crown had a 36% greater risk compared to men with a full head of hair. Research shows that a build-up of fatty deposits from eating too much fat and salt could be the cause.

Myth #10 – Stress causes dandruff

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True or False?

True.

If your shoulders are starting to look like the Alps, you might be working too hard. The fungus that causes dandruff is present on all scalps but dandruff becomes a problem when your immune system is weakened. Since stress is a key reason for low immune function, it stands to reason that stress is making your head snow.

Myth #11 – Bald men are more virile

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True or False?

False.

We’re not sure where this myth came from (perhaps a bald man made it up) but it just isn’t true. Despite what bald people tell everyone it isn’t because their bodies are spilling over with testosterone! The amount of testosterone has no impact, so next time you see a bald men telling anyone who will listen that he’s ‘too manly for hair‘ you can put him straight on the matter.

If you’ve heard a ridiculously ludicrous hair loss myth, leave it in the comments. Also, if you’ve got any photos of bald people doing the funniest things, drop us a link to them too. Laughter might not make our hair grow back, but at least there is always someone worse off than us!