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Hot Chicks with Douchebags

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Ever wonder why you see hotties going out with utter douchebag boyfriends? We can't answer that question either, but we can help you make fun of them. Hot Chicks with Douchebags is a website that lives up to its same: lots of photos of attractive ladies posing next next a mind-numbing range of douchebag guys, complete with snarky commentary.

Here are a few highlights from the site with associated commentary:

There are a number of key factors for the Kitchenbag to remember when posing with a barely legal in the kitchen at Dan's ragin' kegger.

1. Show no facial expression
2. Make only the most minimal attempt to hold the hott
3. Make sure the pattern on your overpriced douche-shirt perfectly blends into your arm tatts
4. Think about baseball

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Crusty Gel Head.

Aqua blue D-Neck.

Unearned Dog Tags.

A tasty if confused Britney looking like she's suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.

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First we have Stephanie. A cool breeze of hottness on a warm, boobie-summer day.

Then we have Lumpy. The Eighth Dwarf. Like Sleazy, Dopey and Asswipe before him, Lumpy left the land of fairy tales to get Jesus tatts and skull necklaces.

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There are many more photos of hotties with douches and lots more commentary at the Hot Chicks With Douchebags website, so check it out. And, of course, there's also the handy Hot Chicks with Douchebags book at Amazon.

They go with them because

They go with them because everyone allways tells them how hot they are, they believe it, and stay retarded enough to be subject to douchebaggery of all kinds.

What ricetards.

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