Mondays REALLY Suck When Your Dog Eats Off Your Toes
Man's best friend, my ass. A diabetic Oregon man woke up to find that his pet dog and gnawed off three of his toes while he visited the sandman. Not cool, Rover.
In case you are thinking the dog is just a huge dick, think again. Since the diabetic man likely had bad circulation in his feet, the dog was probably just following its natural instinct to remove diseased skin in order to aid the health of its owner. Thanks?
The owner doesn't hold any hard feelings, and is said to be doing "fine." However, the dog is being put up for adoption, so if anyone out these is interested in a puppy that will gnaw off your limbs while you sleep, feel free to email, and we will put you in touch. Diabetics need not apply. (Gawker)