There isn't much to say here, other than be glad you're not dating this one. The list was found on a train running from Wall Street to Connecticut at the end of a workday. The girl had made some pretty ridiculous demands, including "Whatever the newest Chanel makeup is (as long as I don't have it." For fuck's sake. How is a straight guy, even if he is your boyfriend, supposed to know what kind of makeup you do and don't have. That's not only being greedy, that's also being difficult.

Grand total of high-maintenance girl's "Dream Wish List"? (including a $2000 contingency from the shit he didn't price):

$10,830.

I'm single and loving it right now.