Remember how you said you wanted a foolish investment so you could park that extra $200mm you had come into? Well, you were drunk. But we remember. And we're looking out for you. And the good new is that with this yacht, you can sell your Sea-Doo cause you totally won't need it any more. So the actual cost to you will only be like $199,998,250. You can't afford NOT to buy this boat at that price.

What will the $200mm get you? Well, how about you jsut run through this ridiculously pretentious video and find out:

The Beluga / Emperor of the seven seas from puresang on Vimeo.

I could list the attributes here, but I could never duplicate the level of snobbery that the video carries. This ship is available at... You know what? If you're rich enough to get one, have your butler figure out where to find it. He's had it too good for too long.