Hangover Helper - The Slanket Armchair
Finally, a chair designed for those of us with crippling hangovers or depression issues. It may not be the most social piece of furniture in the world (in fact, it might as well just have a sign on it that says, "Fuck off, I'm unhappy."), but that's kind of the point. This little number would make the transition from bed to living room for college and pro football that much more palatable, especially on the west coast, where college ball kicks off at the ungodly hour of 9 AM and pro at 10. I don't even want to think about those poor souls in Hawaii. Why even bother going to sleep?
You can find more info about the saddest piece of furniture in the world right here. No word as of press time if this little number comes with a gallon of Ben and Jerry's, a bottle of whiskey, or framed photos of that bitch ex-girlfriend that won't return your calls even though she knows you still love her.