Don't you hate when restaurants skimp on the meat in your sandwich? That won't happen with this sandwich unless you're some sort of a lion or something. I don't even know how this thing will get eaten. 

Here's the sandwich. Try not to drool:

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And you can TOTALLY make this at home. Just get the following thousand meats:

120g boiled ham

160g Proscuitto
150g honey-roast ham
90g cooked turkey
155g cooked chicken
155g garlic chicken
180g smoked duck breast
120g cooked pork
120g roast ham
280g corned beef
150g German salami
150g Italian sausage
240g cured ham
80g French peppercorn salami
70g Saucisson Sec de Provence
70g herbed Saucisson Sec de Provence
360g chorizo
70g serrano ham
80g pastrami
140g pancetta
150g bacon
70g garlic salami
70g Italian salami
80g dry-cured Proscuitto
380g Bratwurst sausage
150g breaded ham
100g Mortadella
100g Speck
150 Parma ham
65g Jambon Iberico de Bellota
140g Finocchiona
70g wild boar pork salami
100g smoked venison
250g beetroot, sliced
110g assorted salad leaves
1 large red onion, sliced into rings
680g gherkins, sliced
1 large loaf of bread

So just go to your nearest deli and drop like $1200 dollars on ingredients for your sandwich. 

This monstrosity has been created for the British version of the Travel Channel's 'Man Vs. Food', ostensibly for the first challenge. I'm sure whoever the host is is really good, but this is a 28 pound sandwich. It will KILL someone. But they'll have a good time before they die.