Fleshlight Motion Sex Machine: For When You’re Really Desperate

Tue, Sep 15, 2009

Dating & Sex

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Some people take masturbation seriously. Very seriously. For those people, there is now the Fleshlight Motion, a new device to get your rocks off. As the Fleshlight website says, it’s “the ultimate hands-free experience.”

If the thought sticking your manhood in a small ottoman turns you on, Fleshlight has a variety of models to suit your every mood. If doggy style is your thing, they’ve got the “Top Dog”:

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The “Let It Ride” model seems to offer lots of flexibility – use it up, down or sideways as the helpful photos show:

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And for those special times when you want get it off that special someone there’s the “Double Dog Dare”: Fleshlight describes it this way: “This double-penenetration hands-free device could give you and your friend a lot of pleasure during the stamina training.” Uh, okay.

If you’re not completely turned off by now, you can buy all these contraptions at the Fleshlight website.

Of course, you could always go to a site like Online Booty Call and get the real thing rather than making it with a fake leather contraption. Just a thought.

[via Gizmodo]





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2 Responses to “Fleshlight Motion Sex Machine: For When You’re Really Desperate”

  1. Geoff Mason Says:

    I find it interesting to note that people still challenge the idea of a male sex toy, whether it be a penis sleeve, or a vibrating cock ring. There still exists a mentality that men should use sex toys only with a partner, as to do so alone renders him automatically a failure.

    Over at Hot G Vibe, an online sex toy store, they have a candid attitude towards male pleasure, besides they also have an infomation section which could prove useful when researching any items like sex toys for instance.


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