I realized I don't even know where to file this story. I have to pick a category to file it under, and I really have no idea. So I chose "Fitness." Eh. Close. 

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Well, in case you couldn't figure it out from the picture, this kid got stabbed in the head with a sword. He was kicking it at his house when three friends came over, sword in tow. I know that drill. Anytime a kid shows up at your house with a weapon to "show you," that weapon's gonna get used. My friend Ian brought over a whip he won at the fair to my house. You know what happen? That's right. He got fuckin' whipped. It was his own damn fault. 

Anyway, he has no recollection how the sword went from one of his buddy' hands to his forehead, and I'm sure the friends aren't going to be too forthright. Fortunately, though, this story has a happy(ish) ending. The kid, Zhang Bin, survived a successful surgery and will recover. 

But his friends are gonna get soooooooo grounded.