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Boat or Beachfront Condo? Why Choose (if You're Rich)?
Not sure where to begin here, so I'll just present this like a fourth-grader gives a book report...
"Ahem.
SHUT UP, RETARD-O-BOT!!!
Excuse me. Where was I? Oh yes.
There's this boat called The Tropical Mountain Paradise made by a company called Yacht Island Designs. And it's TOTALLY insane. The main quarters are built inside a fake volcano and for some reason, the back of the boat poops islands. Don't believe me? I've got a picture, STUPIDSAURUS REX!"
I'm going to break character from that pitiful little charade that I try to pass off as responsible journalism to say that this last picture is actually pretty amazing. I mean, it's got floating cabanas tethered to a jetski dock. This boat literally SHITS PARTIES. And while it's not called out in the specs or description, I'm pretty sure that hatch that lowers to release these things could be sprayed down with water and become a pretty sweet waterslide.
The boat also boasts a waterfall, a theater, library, gym, and four suites.
How much is it? It's not stipulated (nor is this the length for that matter), but I'm comfortable assuming it's Eleventy bazillion dollars. Twelvety billion if you want the platinum package which features a pool table and a margarita machine.
via: Yacht Island Design