When was the last time you bought a Playboy magazine? If our demographic is who we think it is, most readers' answer will be "never." An entire generation has been raised on internet porn, which is a shame, because bare tits aren't the same when they're taken out of the context of "How to Make a Proper Manhattan" and articles on home stereo equipment. 

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Well, our frenemies at Playboy have a show coming out on NBC called The Playboy Club, which is guaranteed to be disappointing because it's a show about naked women and cocaine on a network station. ANYWAY, they thought they could drum up some interest in the upcoming 60's period piece by pricing next month's issue at a scant 60 cents. 

I'm still not sold. It's a cute idea, but I think Playboy's time has come and gone. It's 2011 and I could be watching three girls triple team a SCUD missile in literally 45 seconds, so the idea of throwing back to some 60's broad with a huge bush and a beehive hairdo isn't really moving my meter. 

But that's just me. If that's your thing, hit your local newsstand and pick up a copy. At the very least you'll be able to learn some blue jokes about polar bears, blondes, and priests.