What is it about getting plastered that makes people want to get up on a table and dance? Let's review this one more time: booze + dancing + tables = dumbass. And the screwy thing is women do it just as much as guys.

Here's dumbass example #1 for the guys:

EMBED-Drunk Dancing Guy Collapses Table - Watch more free videos

And here's dumbass example #2 for the girls:

EMBED-Drunk Girl Versus Glass Table - Watch more free videos

So here's your Friday tip: if you're going to get wasted this weekend, resist the urge to jump up on the nearest table. Believe me when I say it won't end well. And someone will inevitably have a video camera on hand to capture it.

[via Tasty Booze]