Lest you think that these dumb kids were some third graders who just got done reading some weird fantasy book (or whatever dumb third graders do), think again. The Utah "men" responsible for this little game of horrors are 19 and 21, and probably weren't reaised all that well. 

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Along a public hiking trail, for reasons that will never be totally known, these two morons set up an array of booby traps that are far from harmless fun. One device caused innocent passersby to fall forward into a bed of sharpened sticks. Uh, yeah. That will kill them. Swinging rocks with pointed sticks attached also were set to swing out of nowhere. 

In case you were wondering how they were caught, they bragged about the traps on their Facebook page. Facebook: delivering justice to the stupidest criminals for almost a decade now.