I'm not saying you should wear tiny hats. You shouldn't, unless you're a small dog owned by a gay man. I'm also saying that if you go against my advice and decide to wear a tiny hat, you probably shouldn't superglue it to your head or anything. And for the love of all things good and holy, if you're going to disobey me about wearing the hat AND supergluing it to your head, then you should DEFINITELY not allow a reality television show to videotape you getting it removed. You have a legacy to think about. 

Apparently, this guy is not so concerned about his legacy. The types of people that wear tiny hats rarely are.