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There's A Family Guy Porn Parody For Some Reason

The world of porn is certainly a frivilous one, but this film makes a statement amid the tons of terrible, thinly premised porn films produced every year. Was anyone out there really clamoring for a Family Guy porn parody? It's not like it's a cartoon rife with really desirable figures. There's Chris (fat), Peter (fat), Brian (dog), Meg (Meg), Quagmire (chin, STDs), and Adam West (just plain handsome). 

While the idea seems a little misguided (but then again so does any porn that people actually have to pay for), they do a halfway decent job with the voices and costumes. Granted, I'm sure most of the film doesn't portray the characters wearing any clothes, but who knows. Maybe they will. So I guess they did well on those fronts? 

But at the end of the day, it's sex and Family Guy, two things that I enjoy, but want kept as far away from eah other as possible. 

 
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