This woman, Toni Jo Silvey from Houston, Texas is accused of calling her ex 1,001 times in about three months after he broke up with her. That's Thirteen times a day, every day. Crazy, but not record-setting I'm sure. One day she called him 146 times. 

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She then busted out the windows of his house with a tire iron. Then with a 5 ft. (!) sword. Wow. I'm sure her ex, Peter Main, is really regretting breaking up with her. Silvey was arrested on Tuesday for felony stalking, and, of course, has been released on $25,000 bond. 

Back in June, Silvey started a blog chronicling her breakup, posting under the name "woundedpoeticsoul." I'm not sure what's poetic about smashing out a dude's windows with a 5 ft. sword, but I guess that's for brighter literary minds than mine to determine. On the blog, predictably, she called Main names, and went on long, rambling diatribes about his relationship with a younger woman. 

But wait. There's more! She rammed her Chevy Blazer into his parked car, knocking it through his garage door, causing $1,000 of damage to his car and door. 

She "egged" his house several times, because that's how responsible adults handle breakups. She then pointed police to her own blog where she outlined all the transgressions for them in a nice, neat package. Smart AND understanding. You really will miss this one, Peter. 

Last Friday she was told to stay away from Main at all costs. Natrually, she was reportedly seen throwing eggs at his house that afternoon. 

What a classy broad.