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Canadians Prefer Bacon to Sex

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Let's get one thing out of the way right now: bacon is good. Really, really good. But better than sex? A whopping 43% of Canadians surveyed by Maple Leaf Foods said that they would rather have bacon than sex.

Granted, the survey was conducted by a bacon manufacturer, so one has to take these results with a grain of salt. Or grease.

But some other surprising findings were that 23% of men said bacon was their number one favorite fragrance. And almost one in four people surveyed wondered if their partner loves bacon more then them.

This information comes to you from none other than Bacon Today whose tag line is "daily updates on the world of sweet, sweet bacon."

photo credit: Sappymoosetree

Well, speaking as a

Well, speaking as a Canadian... I'm part of that other 57%!

The Canadians that said that

The Canadians that said that were probably old women who forgot what sex was like.

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