Be Thankful Your Day is Not Going as Badly as His
You think you're having a bad day? Take solace that it is not likely to be worse than this poor shlub's. He's got a little theater group and he's finally been invited onto the local TV station for a live interview to do some promotion for it. The interview is going along just fine until - splat! - he pukes all over the host's desk. On live TV. Most likely with all his friends and family watching. See, don't your problems seem insignificant now?