41. Dumb and Dumber
This film is basically about two stupid blokes trying to find some chick called Mary Samsonite. Some brilliant one-liners and quotes and some fantastic faces pulled by rubber faced comic Jim Carrey.
Best line in the movie: “You wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?? EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
42. Snatch
Snazzy gangster flick written and directed by Guy Ritchie. Jason Statham is great, as is Brad Pitt – when you can understand what the hell he’s saying, of course. When you combine boxing, violent bookies, a russian gangster, incompetent robbers and supposedly Jewish jewelers all fighting to track down a diamond, you know you’re watching a good flick.
Best line in the movie: “Good dags. D’ya like dags?”
43. Pulp Fiction
An all-star cast brought together by Quentin Tarantino intertwines four tales of violence and redemption featuring two mob hitmen, a boxer, a gangsters wife and a pair of diner bandits. Oh, and the most awesome wallet ever made!
Best line in the movie: “And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.”
44. XXX
A tattooed adrenaline junkie gets recruited by the government to be a secret agent. I’m sure that happens everyday. Anyway, he has to save the world or something like that. I was too busy enjoying the high octane thrills and attractive women. Sue me.
Best line in the movie: “You have a bazooka, why don’t you blow some shit up? Stop thinking Prague police and start thinking Sony Playstation!”
45. Rambo
Hey, another movie about an unstable Vietnam war vet who goes crazy! John Rambo is as badass as they come. And remember, they drew first blood. Not him. Unbelievably, Stallone is now in his 60’s and yet he still managed to knock another Rambo movie out!
Best line in the movie: “They drew first blood, not me.”
46. Indiana Jones
Archaeologist Indiana Jones confronts snakes, Nazis, and goes from one astonishing cliff hanger to the next in this awesome adventure movie.
Best line in the movie: “Give me the whip.”
Buy The Adventures Of Indiana Jones Now
47. Speed
Keanu Reeves has to save a bus full of passengers from certain death when some crazy guy (probably a Vietnam war vet) puts a bomb on it that becomes active at 50mph and explodes if it goes below 50mph. Gritty drama ensues and there is also Sandra Bullock to provide some eye candy!
Best line in the movie: “NO! Poor people are crazy, Jack. I’m eccentric.”
48. Jet Li’s The One
Imagine, if you will, that you existed in multiple alternative universes. If you could get stronger with each alternative self you kill, would you do it? That’s this film in a nutshell. Jet Li has to stop himself from killing….himself. It’s awesome!
Best line in the movie: “I am Yulaw! I am nobody’s bitch! You are mine.”
49. True Lies
Action-comedy starring Arnie as the secret agent who uses his intelligence resources to pursue his cheating Mrs. The film features a young (and now rather sexy) Eliza Dushku.
Best line in the movie: “Kids – 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery.”
50. Lethal Weapon
It doesn’t matter which Lethal Weapon movie you see. Riggs and Murtaugh are cops looking to prevent crime wherever they go. Plenty of witty lines and action and, if I remember correctly, you get to see bare breasts courtesy of Patsy Kensit in Lethal Weapon 2.
Best line in the movie: “Your baby is having my baby. And your baby, woah baby!”
51. The Empire Strikes Back
Luke Skywalker takes some advanced Jedi training from the short green bloke. Talks weird, he does. While that’s going on Darth Vader is after Luke’s friends as part of a plan to capture Lukey-boy.
Best line in the movie: “No. *I* am your father.”
Buy The Empire Strikes Back Now
52. Fast And The Furious
An undercover cop, a gang of thieves, fast cars and loose women is a combination for greatness. Combine that with Vin Diesel’s muscular performance, and you’ve got a classic guy film. The only down side, of course, is that Paul Walker is the star when he clearly cannot act. At all.
Best line in the movie: “I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters.”
Buy The Fast And The Furious Now
53. Anchorman – The Legend Of Ron Burgundy
Hilarious portrayal of a cocky news anchor by comedy legend, Will Ferrell. Every quote in this film makes me laugh and I find myself reciting them weeks later!
Best line in the movie: “Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.”
54. Gladiator
A proper man’s man film about a Roman gladiator. It doesn’t get much more manly than that. The battle for power between the hero and the evil Emperor leads to a final battle – to the death!
Best line in the movie: “My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.”
55. The Bourne Identity/Supremacy/Ultimatum
Who would have thought Matt Damon had it in him to become a badass? Not I! With car chases (and crashes), awesome fight sequences, some love scenes and some death scenes, The Bourne series is an adrenaline fuelled mammoth of manly enjoyment.
Best line in the movie: “I swear to God, if I even feel somebody behind me, there is no measure to how fast and how hard I will bring this fight to your doorstep.”
56. Conan The Barbarian
Big Arnie grows from a boy to a man in this loin-cloth wearing epic movie as he fights to avenge the massacre of his tribe. I’m pretty sure Arnold’s breasts aren’t the only ones on show in this movie – so it’s a definite watch!
Best line in the movie: “To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.”
57. Point Break
One of my all time favourite movies. FBI agent Johnny Utah goes undercover with some surfer dudes to foil a bank robbery gang headed up by Dirty Dancing dude Patrick Swayze. Adrenaline fuelled adventure and some nudity courtesy of that broad who starred in Tank Girl.
Best line in the movie: “Listen you snot-nose little shit, I was takin’ shrapnel in Khe Sanh when you were crappin’ in your hands and rubbin’ it on your face.”
58. Superbad
This film will have you laughing from start to finish without a doubt. Seth and Evan are looking to score before heading off to different colleges and a string of hilarious events seem to be preventing them from doing the deed. I’m laughing just thinking about this movie!
Best line in the movie: “You know when you hear girls say ‘Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn’t have fucked that guy?’ We could be that mistake!”
59. Mean Machine
A former footballing legend goes to prison and has to train up a team of con’s to play football against the prison guards. The genre has been done before with The Longest Yard, but this film is about proper football which instantly makes it better than any Yank movie. Best parts for me are Jason Statham as the psycho goalie, and Danny Dyer as the idiot who gets picked on constantly!
Best line in the movie: Bob: “He must be ambidextrous, Bob.” Bob: “I don’t know about that, Bob. But he certainly can use both feet.”
60. Gone In 60 Seconds
There isn’t much more manly (and completely illegal, kids) than stealing cars. Now if you ever get into the position to steal a car while getting friendly with Angelina Jolie – I’d advise you to take your opportunity!
Best line in the movie: “Having sex or boosting cars… Um, oo! Uh. How about having sex WHILE boosting cars?”
January 1st, 2010 at 2:15 pm
the dark knight
January 7th, 2010 at 2:21 am
Full metal jacket for sure, It has a special place in my heart because it was filmed at my old army training camp ‘ATR Bassingbourne’ The block where you see the infamous scene where SGT Hartman rips into the recruits isn’t there anymore, it’s all new and modernised now.
January 8th, 2010 at 7:53 am
How could you leave off Boondock Saints???!!
January 12th, 2010 at 12:20 pm
Ok…I’m a girl I’ve seen almost all of these…heck, I don’t even think my boyfriend has seen as many manly movies as I have! Hooligan should be in here…Not all of us girls are into crap like hair and nails
January 14th, 2010 at 10:30 pm
Tombstone!!
January 15th, 2010 at 10:46 am
dude boondock saints!
January 16th, 2010 at 1:34 pm
likee, i’m a girl and i have seen 97 of these movies, and almost every guy i know has not even seen 50 of them XD
January 18th, 2010 at 8:00 pm
dude ur missing some really good movies.. lik the tournament n the code. plus blow should be in the top 10! n yeah wtf happened to boondock saints. sucha good one!!
January 19th, 2010 at 11:21 am
Where is we were soliders one of the best war films ever but yes die hard is great i would say better than 3rd
January 19th, 2010 at 8:28 pm
Congrats on that intro. You managed to completely stereotype men as dumb, primitive animals lacking the cognition to understand or appreciate anything beyond sex and violence. Good job.
January 21st, 2010 at 9:08 pm
I agree with most. Need to add Casablanca, 12 Angry Men, 12 Monkeys, Stripes, Caddyshack, Big Lebowski, Serenity, Deathproof (2nd half of Grindhouse), Blues Brothers, Office Space, Tombstone, just off the top of my head. I might consider Hunt for Red October, and perhaps Good Will Hunting. BTW, in this list the movie listed as “51st State” was released in the US as “Formula 51.” All in all, though, a generally good list for enjoying the good fortune of a Y chromosome.
January 25th, 2010 at 3:58 am
Boondock Saints is one of my favorite movies… it should’ve been on the TOP of this list along with The Replacement Killers ! And c’mon, VanDamme movies??? ugh.
January 25th, 2010 at 9:12 am
Some good ones, but a lot fail on this list. There’s more on here that do not belong than do.
Lazy list, imo.
January 25th, 2010 at 8:25 pm
A few more: The Departed, Pumping Iron, Rudy, Reservoir Dogs, Top Gun, Risky Business, Rounders, Thankyou For Smoking, Boiler Room, and finally the most important one:
Glengarry Glenross, it is by far the manliest movie ever made. What line is memorable? All of it.
Hell just look at the cast:
Al Pacino, Jack Lemmon, Ed Harris, Kevin Spacey, Alec Baldwin, Alan Arkin
January 26th, 2010 at 3:19 am
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly, A Fistfull of dollors, Meckennas Gold, Young Guns II, Guns of Navarone, The Dirty Dozon, The Great Escape, Where Eagels dare – just to name a few
January 29th, 2010 at 10:20 pm
I agree, Glengarry GlenRoss is def a must see. – And just in case these other titles have not been given their honorable mention check out – The Usual Suspects, Boiler Room, The Departed, Goodfellas, Donnie Brasco, Casino, Fallen, Hero, Fearless, House of Flying Daggers, and V for Vendetta.
January 30th, 2010 at 4:24 pm
Yea you missed out on a bunch of man movies bro.
We need a new list this one cutts too many out and several
shouldnt even be on there or down on the list at least.
February 7th, 2010 at 1:05 pm
Why don?t you be a nice person and get the REAL one?
February 8th, 2010 at 6:18 am
Carlito’s Way, The Usual Suspects, The Motorcycle Diaries, The Basketball Diaries, The Beach, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Momento, The Last King of Scotland, Zeitgeist the documentary… some of you may have other quality movies in mind to add to this list, do so.
February 8th, 2010 at 8:52 am
TO “K” saying: “Congrats on that intro. You managed to completely stereotype men as dumb, primitive animals lacking the cognition to understand or appreciate anything beyond sex and violence. Good job.”
Come on … This all topic is just fun, and your girlfriend will probably never check it out so… No need to pretend! Take a big breath, look at the movie list and enjoy you boring moralist prick.
And believe it or not, you can be fan of Leaving las Vegas and Predator, cry for Wall -e , watch Felon, Le mepris and the dark night… All at the same time.
February 8th, 2010 at 10:54 am
ONG BAK!
February 11th, 2010 at 10:55 pm
great list,
but in unforgiven prostitute was not murdered,,,,
February 12th, 2010 at 12:58 pm
Support Your Local Sheriff and, S.Y.L. Gunfighter. Both from the 60’s, both with James Garner. Bothe funny as… you know.
February 14th, 2010 at 1:14 am
Damn That’s The best list ever but you forgot another great movie Blood sport I mean Come on under ground Martial arts competitions to the possible death its an awesome movie!!!
February 15th, 2010 at 7:42 pm
ALIENS ALIENS WHERE ARE THE ALIENS HOW COULD YOU FORGET THE ALIENS, XENOMORPHIC, FACEHUGGING, CHESTBURSTING GODDAMM ALIENS, WITH BIG GUNS AND BRAIN EATING AND GIANT FIGHTING CONSTRUCTION ROBOTS…………….ALIENS!!!!!!
February 16th, 2010 at 2:31 am
once upon a time in mexico?????????
February 20th, 2010 at 6:07 pm
ISN’T number 79 Danny the dog??
February 21st, 2010 at 5:25 am
I couldn’t view the rest of the list.. Only 20 of them…
At Viv: “Ok…I’m a girl I’ve seen almost all of these…heck, I don’t even think my boyfriend has seen as many manly movies as I have! Hooligan should be in here…Not all of us girls are into crap like hair and nails”
I so agree with you… nOt every girl is into hair, nail and other stylish stuff… BTW, is the Fast and Furious, Too Fast Too Furious, Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift, The Fast and The Furious on the list? How about the Behind Enemy Lines, Enemy at the Gates, and yeah the We were Soldiers. How about XXX… Well actually, I get connected with my brothers when we watch movies about cars… like Gone in 60 seconds and the fast and the furious movies…
February 21st, 2010 at 12:14 pm
Awesome list!
February 25th, 2010 at 7:32 am
these are old films and they suck(not all actually), like 74% of the listed movies are annoying to watch
February 26th, 2010 at 12:59 pm
Many other movie should have been in the list. But how could you have missed Glengary Glenross. BTW American Psycho is definitely top 5 guy movie of all times.
February 27th, 2010 at 9:58 pm
Great list. I have seen many and agree. Also must check out several more of these. Thank you for sharing this movie list.
February 28th, 2010 at 11:57 am
Law abiding citizen, the usual suspects, boondock saints, goodfellas, natural born killers, the jackal, the outlaw josey wales, the punisher, heat, the rock, lord of war. Please to remove anchorman that piece of shit almost ruins your list
February 28th, 2010 at 1:36 pm
You forgot barbie swan lake and the princess bride!
February 28th, 2010 at 7:46 pm
boondock saints should have been up there. it’s superbeast!
March 5th, 2010 at 2:01 am
shoulda put a Jet Li movie =\
overall good though
March 8th, 2010 at 4:43 am
please tell me one film name action movie a boy who save his father life with fighter plane and he dont know fling but he save a audio tape and listen in plane and he flinged a fighter plane and save his father life please tell me the movie name
March 14th, 2010 at 10:20 pm
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
March 20th, 2010 at 7:47 am
lol, Eddie is so wild! I love him.
March 20th, 2010 at 9:32 am
Hey man your list of best movies is great!please Include FAST FORWARD(1985) a movie full of dance great to watch!