Sure, us men think we have the whole sex thing figured out, but it’s easy to forget some important stuff. Thank goodness there are generous women out there to set us clueless guys straight. Jessica Wakeman over at The Frisky.com believes that no one on earth is quite as pleased as a man who has just pleased a woman between the sheets.
However, she wants to offer a few things for men to consider next time they’re in the bedroom. Here are Jessica’s 10 things not to forget during sex:
1. The clitoris is right there. Yes, right there. Not over here, not down there, not off to the side. It doesn’t move. Try to stay focused and play with the clit! If you get tired of using your tongue, you could always turn to the handy rabbit vibrator for back-up.
2. Take your socks off. Not a single thing is sexy about a man who is naked except for his socks.
3. Lubricant, lubricant, lubricant. We may feel “so wet” to you from our own fluids, but we actually need to be pretty drenched with water-based lube for business time. The same applies if you are using a toy: cheap vibrators and anything else that might go inside your woman friend need to be lubed up.
4. Some women become very aroused by their imaginations, so a little dirty talk about what you?re going to do to us stimulates our biggest sex organ: our brain!
5. If you?re going down on us, make sure to keep your tongue wet with spit. A dry tongue chafes down there!
6. Unless we’ve expressly indicated that we like our headlights to be tweaked, do not pinch our nipples in the heat of the moment. They’re very, very sensitive!
7. Sometimes a light touch is better than a strong one. And a sweet kiss with just your lips is better than a Labrador retriever-style kiss with your tongue.
8. We absolutely adore when you gently, tenderly suckle on our fingers (or our toes, for men with mouths of asbestos).
9. That look of concentration on your face makes it seem like you’re doing calculations in your head, not making love. Smile a little bit, why don?t you?
10. Nipples should be a pit stop on the way to Vaginaville?get off the express train!
So there you have it guys – helpful tips on a few things to remember next time you’re having sex. Oh, and don’t forget to relax and enjoy it too.
photo credit: kainr
August 24th, 2009 at 9:55 pm
This is great, I think most of us know these rules but we get so caught up in the moment that we forget it’s about her and not us. Good tips and a good reminder, I’m off to wake my wife up and try these out.
August 25th, 2009 at 11:48 am
me and my friend are the only girls i know who like their clit played with. maybe it’s a bad sample size, but not every girl digs that. and personally, i like my nipples to be mauled, chewed, and roughed up. that’s so hot.
another thing to keep in mind is to change things up. don’t stay in the same position the whole time and don’t go the same speed. also, for me, it feels best when i’m on top riding back and forth instead of just in and out over and over.
but the truth about it is, these kinds of lists are pointless because not everybody likes sex. even a couple of my guy friends think sex is overrated. the best thing to do during sex is tell her how sexy she is and how hot she makes you. if you’re convincing, it could make a big difference.
August 29th, 2009 at 7:07 am
Wasn’t this taken from some other site? I forget which one but I think it was some well known site. Give credit where credit is due.
August 29th, 2009 at 8:22 am
Yes, this was published over at TheFrisky.com. They gave us the permission to reprint the post. We credit The Frisky with a link and mention the author Jessica Wakeman in the first paragraph.
August 31st, 2009 at 12:31 pm
I second whoever said that these things are so personal as to make lists useless. My nipples aren’t sensitive AT ALL and really need to be “tweaked” or sucked on in a serious way to feel anything. Also, once there’s a good position/speed going, the best way for me is for ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to change. Unfortunately, most guys lose their hard-on if they don’t change it up, so I almost never get the sex I am really craving.
Really, there’s just three rules: 1) find a woman who feels comfortable telling you what she wants, 2) listen to what she says, and 3) go ahead and do that.