10 Things To Remember During Sex
Sure, us men think we have the whole sex thing figured out, but it's easy to forget some important stuff. Thank goodness there are generous women out there to set us clueless guys straight. Jessica Wakeman over at The Frisky.com believes that no one on earth is quite as pleased as a man who has just pleased a woman between the sheets.
However, she wants to offer a few things for men to consider next time they're in the bedroom. Here are Jessica's 10 things not to forget during sex:
1. The clitoris is right there. Yes, right there. Not over here, not down there, not off to the side. It doesn't move. Try to stay focused and play with the clit! If you get tired of using your tongue, you could always turn to the handy rabbit vibrator for back-up.
2. Take your socks off. Not a single thing is sexy about a man who is naked except for his socks.
3. Lubricant, lubricant, lubricant. We may feel "so wet" to you from our own fluids, but we actually need to be pretty drenched with water-based lube for business time. The same applies if you are using a toy: cheap vibrators and anything else that might go inside your woman friend need to be lubed up.
4. Some women become very aroused by their imaginations, so a little dirty talk about what you?re going to do to us stimulates our biggest sex organ: our brain!
5. If you?re going down on us, make sure to keep your tongue wet with spit. A dry tongue chafes down there!
6. Unless we've expressly indicated that we like our headlights to be tweaked, do not pinch our nipples in the heat of the moment. They're very, very sensitive!
7. Sometimes a light touch is better than a strong one. And a sweet kiss with just your lips is better than a Labrador retriever-style kiss with your tongue.
8. We absolutely adore when you gently, tenderly suckle on our fingers (or our toes, for men with mouths of asbestos).
9. That look of concentration on your face makes it seem like you're doing calculations in your head, not making love. Smile a little bit, why don?t you?
10. Nipples should be a pit stop on the way to Vaginaville?get off the express train!
So there you have it guys - helpful tips on a few things to remember next time you're having sex. Oh, and don't forget to relax and enjoy it too.
photo credit: kainr